Why would I “save” anything for anyone especially a…… straight.. man. If anything I took my own virginity
Me: Papa, I’m going over to [side hottie’s] house at like 8
My dad: This is just something a father’s gotta ask, are you sexually active?
Me: Haha. No…
My dad: Well okay, that’s good… save it for your husband…
Smh sometimes my dad’s so progressive and other times it’s like this
um drake explain
😨😨😳😳 what the fuck
& still would go to Maury
Well would you look at that.
that’s all you drake, all you forreal
this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit
All my friends that keep telling me to read this book should feel very embarrassed about this
i was sooooooo embarrassed when i seent this
caught my cats having sex like human..
He was bustin that pussy open
"so do you like me?" no bitch that’s why i’m wasting my time talking to you for a month
ok he’s really getting subsequently wacker and wacker the more we talk like relax……………….. he just asked if i like him? where am i i thought i graduated middle school… he’s about to turn 25 on top of that PLESE