How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker








Even mom  turnt


So live!!!!!

I’ve never been so hype to have kids in my whole life

Me as a mom tbh

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a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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#music #drake

  • me: *is a lil lonely*

How do men lie right through their teeth omg and then you confront them and they’re like oh you right. I swear I didn’t have trust issues before this year

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  • my bf: *doesnt reply*

  • me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
  • my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

  • me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
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