vinebox:

when your mom got that phone call from school

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#video

if i start talking about side hottie’s nice qualities yall would be jealous but i digress

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Anonymous asked: not to be mean but side hottie seems like a a-hole

omg he’s really not, i just paint him that way to make me seem like the nice one


i’m mad emotional right now……..but anyway i guess twinkle bitch is off limits because side hottie just admitted he didn’t want me fucking other dudes and i like him so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


electricband:

I’m still laughing at this


vinebox:

these bad ass kids man


badman300:

"how is that racist?"- white proverb


stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.



lilgivenchyprincess:

WE ARE the same person I love my lint roller 

lilgivenchyprincess:

WE ARE the same person I love my lint roller